Wolverina

misandrogyny:

Dreams when you’re sick are weird. I dreamt I had surgery and then went blind and wanted to have a funeral while I was alive at thewolverina's house. Also, because I was blind I needed to use sign language.

My house is a dream house.

Also has an excellent doge.

sqbr:

[animated gifs of long objects with sails and multiple sets of complex articulated front and back legs that methodically move them forward across a beach filled with onlookers. One object has pointed ends that move around like the head of a curious worm made of thin triangular scoffolding. Each object is about 2m high and 10m long and it all looks like some freaky live action Ghibli movie]

someoneinjersey:

qualiachameleon:

rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

Check out the Strandbeest website there are videos omg so bizarre.

I AM SUPER FREAKED OUT AND ALSO WANT ONE

“Even so, it’s worth a final thought about what the pitchbending does for this singer, and this song, specifically. The distorting effect really suits Cher, whose strength as a performer is those deep, showy vowels – she’s already the kind of singer who puts thick comic-book emphasis on words, so going over the top on that is perfect for her. But it also really fits the song. “Believe” is a record in the “I Will Survive” mode of embattled romantic defiance – a song to make people who’ve lost out in love feel like they’re the winners. It’s remarkable that it took someone until 1998 to come up with “do you believe in life after love?”, and perhaps even more remarkable that it wasn’t Jim Steinman, but the genius of the song is how aggressive and righteous Cher makes it sound. There are records sung by divas, and there are records that need divas to sing them: this is the latter – without Cher’s weight of performance and life experience behind it, the dread admonition of “I really don’t think you’re strong enough” might fall flat.

So in this context – using your strength to turn a position of weakness into one of complete victory – what does the Autotune actually do? In a 90s context, without its familiar name and use cases, the vocal effect on “Believe” seems more like a kind of CGI for the voice – something obviously artificial but exciting, a kind of liquefying and reforming of Cher’s singing in the space of a single word. It feels like morphing – that classic 90s CGI trick, used on all manner of distorting alien beasts, failed clones, supernatural possessions and most germanely the gorgeous liquid silver of the T2 robot in Terminator. And that’s how it works here: Cher isn’t only bouncing back from a romantic disappointment, she’s becoming something more than human to do it. No wonder everyone else wanted an upgrade.”

Popular reaches Believe, and Tom’s on fine form.

(There’s obviously smarter stuff in here, but the Steinman line especially makes me smile)

There’s some good points here. I never got the hate for such a positive (strange) break up song.

(Source: kierongillen)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

runmonsterun:

Seasonal Flu

Harley looking after her girlfriend while she’s ill <3

Now she just needs a nurses outfit

Hopefully she’s kept the one she had in Arkham Asylum…that will REALLY have Ivy feeling better ;D

Omg I love the leaf hair that is a cut touch that should be used more often with Ivy.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

runmonsterun:

Seasonal Flu

Harley looking after her girlfriend while she’s ill <3

Now she just needs a nurses outfit

Hopefully she’s kept the one she had in Arkham Asylum…that will REALLY have Ivy feeling better ;D

Omg I love the leaf hair that is a cut touch that should be used more often with Ivy.

misandrogyny:

angelofthepopcorn:

mylittlefangirl:

egberts:

egberts:

THE WIGGLES HAS A GIRL NOW

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OKAY SO APPARENTLY THREE OF THE ORIGINAL MEMBERS QUIT SO THEYRE CALLING THESE GUYS “WIGGLES: THE NEW GENERATION” (PLUS ONE GUY FROM THE OLD WIGGLES)

They all look like they’re regretting being in the group.

that’s not the wiggles, that’s the blue guy and three liars.

No.

My father absolutely spent 1/2h trolling me and my partner when we were like no the girl wiggle is still just a wiggle not a wigglette.

I think we won though. It was really interesting half listening to my dad and boyfriend argue about gender for a bit though (I couldn’t be bothered, too jetlagged).

Quit me job

Final exit interview thank god since I left.

Kinda amazed at what writing a resignation letter did(n’t). Whole bunch more meetings and ‘investigations’ and telling me what they’ve “found”

They did not find the missing complaints re coworkers sexist and racist discrimination. But will deal with the attitude issues in the workforce apparently.

But still seemed surprised when I said I was still leaving as it was the third time they’d said that? Then seemed insulted when I said no my resignation reasons remain exactly the same. Sexist behaviour enabled by management with a demotion directly after I made what was apparently the “first” formal complaint.


TLDR: HR is weird. But I should probably find another job

misandrogyny:

Dave is gone for a month. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

Chris is going in two weeks for two months.

Want another dog?

blvckspring:

I thought for a second you’d posed on the dog jumper :S

Don’t underestimate the sheer amount of my property which is leopard print, just because you don’t see it.

I just had the best idea and it was one day borrowing it and (briefly) getting the dog to pose with it.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

arte-mysia:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

jemeryl:

dokidoki-artichokee:

awkward-lee:

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Blaine proposing to Disney Princesses plus Gaston

Are you saying that Gaston isn’t a Disney Princess?

I love how aladdin’s just like m8 wot u playin at

"I’m standing RIGHT HERE

I can see you

What the hell are you doing that’s my wife

I can have you executed you know I’m the Sultan”

I thought it was nice and funny that he proposed to Gaston.

"No one realises their long buried romantic feelings for other men like Gaston!"

The best bit is how. He clearly dressed up in his best blue-ie and shorts for the occasion.