tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]


I want this dog. (Scandal is a total guts, we’ve only managed to get not snatching through her thick skull.)

tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]

I want this dog.

(Scandal is a total guts, we’ve only managed to get not snatching through her thick skull.)

(via goflyakate)

blvckspring:

My mother just sent me a chain email about “arsicons” (emoticons, but they are all butts) and I think it’s my god-given duty to forward this to thewolverina

It was most excellent for the public record, though it lacked a dog farting emoticon which I feel is really what my life needs.

goflyakate:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

billieliar:

I was hoping for an explanation at the bottom, but somehow it’s better without one.

This is the beginning of a horrifying PLANET OF THE GEESE

They’re taking over, and only one dog can stop them!

Oh my god. This is inspired.

(Source: archiemcphee)

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 


Do I try this with Scandal?

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

Do I try this with Scandal?

(Source: reddit.com, via thorilyhammered)

theabbottchronicles:

tonyderbott:

Aussie terror suspect questioned, released

What a shame

theabbottchronicles:

tonyderbott:

Aussie terror suspect questioned, released

What a shame

(via misandrogyny)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr
God bless whoever created latex and PVC <3

I had a giggle when I realised, we both looked at this picture and found completely the opposite things hot about this. For me its all about the lady hiding away from whatever she was doing previously being all serious business reading (though to be fair I can’t tell if the book is on topic with her outfit). But books. What could be hotter.<3

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Purrrrrrrrrrrrr

God bless whoever created latex and PVC <3

I had a giggle when I realised, we both looked at this picture and found completely the opposite things hot about this. For me its all about the lady hiding away from whatever she was doing previously being all serious business reading (though to be fair I can’t tell if the book is on topic with her outfit). But books. What could be hotter.

<3

(Source: lipstixxx)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tkscz:

Marvel, why aren’t these two together in comics more often? They work so well of each other.

I SHIP IT :D

I really like that scene in the second page. It’s shown as a big deal but without the melodrama a lot of writers add for no fucking reason. And they work it out. It’s nice.

imsirius:

"I’ve met a lot of my closest friends after I turned 30, and Rashida’s certainly one of them. It’s so nice to be able to find a like-minded person who you really admire. And who’s your homie." - Amy Poehler x

“She’s just so cool. Like beyond being funny, she’s just like honestly the coolest person I know… We’re really good friends and we have this little support system. We’re like chosen sisters… Amy and I were best friends for a long time before the show. So we get to go to work together every day and we hang out on the weekends. Like we actually do talk and text each other all the time.” - Rashida Jones x

“Aubrey always makes surprising choices. She took the character of April and made her this multi-dimensional person. Scary and soft. And always hilarious. Unlike April, she is really open and light and a secret goofball. Plus, she’s part witch, so she can turn you into dust. Watch what you say about her.” - Amy Poehler x

“[Amy]’s already kind of my girlfriend, and I’m not saying that in a jokey way. We had a moment last year, late at night, when we decided we were gonna end up together. For now, we have to let boys come and go, but we’re kind of in love.” - Aubrey Plaza x

(via thorilyhammered)

This just in. The obvious.(Also I left the Eagles article there because well. Loyalties guys.)

This just in. The obvious.

(Also I left the Eagles article there because well. Loyalties guys.)

bygoshbygolly:

thewolverina:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bygoshbygolly:

i still can’t believe the writers of farscape put scorpius on a literal leash for two episodes. dragged around by braca. jesus.

KINKY AS FUCK ALIENS

I DO NOT REMEMBER THIS.

I NEED TO REWATCH FARSCAPE CLEARLY.

this promo pic is the first thing that pops up if you google image search ‘scorpius braca’

image

(title: ‘captain braca finally has scorpius where he wants him’ good lord)

you should definitely rewatch farscape!

OH MY GOD THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH